What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Latest 'Love Island USA' Season 7 Dumping Turns Controversial With Islander Ace Greene At The Center Of The Firestorm - Deadline

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

US-China trade war sideswipes Europe’s carmakers - politico.eu

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Global pandemic warning: Aspergillus deadly fungus mirrors HBO’s ‘The Last of Us’ - Times of India

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Will surging sea levels kill the Great Barrier Reef? Ancient coral fossils may hold the answer - The Conversation

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

How Amazon’s Nuclear Deal Could Solve a Touchy Political Problem - Barron's

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

June 27-July 3: New Moon to Crescent Sky Watch - The Weather Channel

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Has Major Wardrobe Malfunction at Bezos Wedding Party - Yahoo