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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:15

No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
US-China trade war sideswipes Europe’s carmakers - politico.eu
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Global pandemic warning: Aspergillus deadly fungus mirrors HBO’s ‘The Last of Us’ - Times of India
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
James Webb Detects Never-Before-Seen Molecule on Scorching Exoplanet - The Daily Galaxy
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
How Amazon’s Nuclear Deal Could Solve a Touchy Political Problem - Barron's
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
June 27-July 3: New Moon to Crescent Sky Watch - The Weather Channel
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
iFixit says the Switch 2 is even harder to repair than the original - The Verge
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriend Has Major Wardrobe Malfunction at Bezos Wedding Party - Yahoo